Fruits of the (Notts) Forest

The only fruits you're likely to find in our local forest are shifty looking characters dog 'walking' and the occasional man in tights (honestly).

Luckily, our local megalithic food depot does a great 'Finest' bag of frozen 'Fruits of the Forest' which includes the tasty assortment of strawberries, raspberries, blackberries and black currants.

Mixed (without unfreezing) with a standard Strawberry Jelly and before you can say 'eh-up-me-duck' you've got cracking desert.

Verdict from the JellyLab

Didn't last 5 minutes once dished-up at the dinner table. Looked and tasted fantastic. Interesting to note: Black currants are the only fruit of the forest not to float. Poor blighters.

Scores out of 10

8 Taste

6 Wobble

7 Fun